We like you and want to thank you for patronizing our site, and as a token of our appreciation, we are giving you some cookies… just not the edible kind. Here are our privacy guidelines and terms of service.

What Are We Collecting and Doing with Your Information?

This privacy notice discloses the privacy practices for fuju.co. This privacy notice applies solely to information collected by this website. It will notify you of the following:

  1. What personally identifiable information is collected from you through the website, how it is used and with whom it may be shared.
  2. What choices are available to you regarding the use of your data.
  3. The security procedures in place to protect the misuse of your information.
  4. How you can correct any inaccuracies in the information.

Information Collection, Use, and Sharing 

We are the sole owners of the information collected on this site. We only have access to/collect information that you voluntarily give us via email or other direct contact from you. We will not sell or rent this information to anyone and have nothing but contempt for those that monetize others’ email addresses so they can get rich while the rest of us fight off the spambots. This is how Skynet became self-aware before the Terminator came back from the future — it always starts with somebody selling your information to spammers.

We will use your information to respond to you, regarding the reason you contacted us. We will not share your information with any third party outside of our organization, other than as necessary to fulfill your request, e.g. to ship an order or enlist you to battle the machines from the future.

Unless you ask us not to, we may contact you via email in the future to tell you about specials, new products or services, or changes to this privacy policy. Actually, no, we won’t (lawyers make us say things like this). That’d make us spammers and we’d rather fall victim to those silvery machines that come back from the future to annihilate us all, and even then we wouldn’t send you unsolicited email.

Your Access to and Control Over Information 

You may opt out of any future contacts from us at any time. You can do the following at any time by contacting us via the email address or phone number given on our website:

  • See what data we have about you, if any (we don’t).
  • Change/correct any data we have about you (happy to correct, but there won’t be anything to edit there).
  • Have us delete any data we have about you (yeah, about that data… we don’t have any on you but we’d be more than willing to talk about data deletion and over-the-top sci-fi movies from the 80s where technology runs amok).
  • Express any concern you have about our use of your data (We’re guessing you're the only one in your cohort that reads privacy statements since you got this far… and must be the only person who actually read the iTunes agreement to the end. But feel free to give us a shout and we’ll put on our concerned face and express mutual concern over abuse of data, and Amazon’s delivery drones potentially turning on us).


We use "cookies" on this site. A cookie is a piece of data stored on a site visitor's hard drive to help us improve your access to our site and identify repeat visitors to our site. For instance, when we use a cookie to identify you, you would not have to log in a password more than once, thereby saving time while on our site. Cookies can also enable us to track and target the interests of our users to enhance the experience on our site. Usage of a cookie is in no way linked to any personally identifiable information on our site. Our favorite kind of cookie is molasses.


This website contains links to other sites. Please be aware that we cannot be responsible for content or privacy practices of such other sites. We encourage our users to be aware when they leave our site and to read the privacy statements of any other site that collects personally identifiable information. Now that the lawyers had their say, let’s also add that a good deal of paranoia and diligence is in order when you follow links and offer any information about yourself. We’ll do our best to vet any content or link added to our site, but look carefully at links that go elsewhere and if something looks fishy don't trust it. If you see anything fishy here, please for the love of all that's good in the world let us know!


We take precautions to protect your information. When you submit sensitive information via the website, your information is protected both online and offline.

Wherever we collect sensitive information such as credit card data (uh, that's not happening), that information is encrypted and transmitted to us in a secure way. You can verify this by looking for a lock icon in the address bar and looking for "https" at the beginning of the address of the Web page. The 's' in https, by the way, does not stand for Singularity; when artificial intelligence surpasses its maker and turns against us. Pretend it stands for "seriously," which is how we consider web security.

If you feel that we are not abiding by this privacy policy, you should contact us immediately via telephone at 206.323.3838 or via email at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..