We like you and want to thank you for patronizing our site, and as a token of our appreciation, we are giving you some cookies… just not the edible kind. Here are our privacy guidelines and terms of service.
We are the sole owners of the information collected on this site. We only have access to/collect information that you voluntarily give us via email or other direct contact from you. We will not sell or rent this information to anyone and have nothing but contempt for those that monetize others’ email addresses so they can get rich while the rest of us fight off the spambots. This is how Skynet became self-aware before the Terminator came back from the future — it always starts with somebody selling your information to spammers.
We will use your information to respond to you, regarding the reason you contacted us. We will not share your information with any third party outside of our organization, other than as necessary to fulfill your request, e.g. to ship an order or enlist you to battle the machines from the future.
You may opt out of any future contacts from us at any time. You can do the following at any time by contacting us via the email address or phone number given on our website:
We use "cookies" on this site. A cookie is a piece of data stored on a site visitor's hard drive to help us improve your access to our site and identify repeat visitors to our site. For instance, when we use a cookie to identify you, you would not have to log in a password more than once, thereby saving time while on our site. Cookies can also enable us to track and target the interests of our users to enhance the experience on our site. Usage of a cookie is in no way linked to any personally identifiable information on our site. Our favorite kind of cookie is molasses.
This website contains links to other sites. Please be aware that we cannot be responsible for content or privacy practices of such other sites. We encourage our users to be aware when they leave our site and to read the privacy statements of any other site that collects personally identifiable information. Now that the lawyers had their say, let’s also add that a good deal of paranoia and diligence is in order when you follow links and offer any information about yourself. We’ll do our best to vet any content or link added to our site, but look carefully at links that go elsewhere and if something looks fishy don't trust it. If you see anything fishy here, please for the love of all that's good in the world let us know!
We take precautions to protect your information. When you submit sensitive information via the website, your information is protected both online and offline.
Wherever we collect sensitive information such as credit card data (uh, that's not happening), that information is encrypted and transmitted to us in a secure way. You can verify this by looking for a lock icon in the address bar and looking for "https" at the beginning of the address of the Web page. The 's' in https, by the way, does not stand for Singularity; when artificial intelligence surpasses its maker and turns against us. Pretend it stands for "seriously," which is how we consider web security.